Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
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Back at work and into the swing of things
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(via trust)
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(via sadisticseaa)
when girls sneeze their vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
(via fallingfrom-euphoria)
9000x sexy
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